Which Golden Girl will go next???
And then there were three.
Now that the Estelle Getty has passed away (God bless her soul) which one of the remaining Golden Girls do you think will take the plunge next?
In my non-scientific study, based on the pictures above, my vote goes to Bea Arthur. Only because she already looks like a walking corpse.
Betty White will probably go second, and Oklahoma native Rue McClanahan will probably out live everyone else.
Miley’s number one again, and I’m jealous
Is it crazy for an adult to be so jealous of a little kid. Miley’s latest CD titled Breakout debuted at number one this week selling 371,000 copies.
Which basically means that she is even richer than she was last week. I admit that I’m very jealous.
I wish I was a multi-millionaire and could travel the world and by myself anything at the age of 15 and 16 years old. Instead, I was stuck flipping burgers at Burger King when I was 16 years old.
I don’t quite understand the whole Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana phenomenon. She doesn’t have a great voice, she can’t dance and she probably will never be considered from an Oscar award.
However, her movies always sell well, her CD’s go to number one and her concerts sell out fast. Maybe i’m the one who’s out of touch with society. Maybe I just don’t get it.
Tim Henley
Fergie will be a good prostitute
Fergie will soon be putting her derriere-shaking skills to good use.
The Black Eyed Peas singer has signed on to play the role of a prostitute named Saraghina in the upcoming film “Nine,” starring Daniel Day-Lewis.
In an interview with the Associated Press, Fergie says the character “is basically a prostitute in the beach. She introduces him to the world of sexuality.”
I think Fergie will play a great hooker. If you’ve seen any of her music videos, then you will understand what I’m talking about.
Shia might be innocent
It looks like Shia LaBeouf might me innocent after all.
The 22-year-old “Indiana Jones” actor was arrested on suspicion of DUI during the weekend after it was believed that he ran a red light and caused an accident that flipped his vehicle.
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s office is now saying that it LaBeouf might not be at fault for the accident. They are saying that it was another driver who ran the red light.
If it turns out that LaBeouf is completely innocent, I think the police department owes him an apology. If it turns out that he actually is guilty, then I will start bashing him.
Tim Henley
Ryan Seacrest survives shark attack
The annoying American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was bitten by Jaws while he was swimming in four-feet of water in the ocean.
On his radio show, Seacrest said the shark bit him on his toe and left a tooth in his skin.
(sigh) I’m very disappointed in the shark. He had the once in a lifetime opportunity to take Ryan Seacrest out of our lives forever, but instead he only chose to bite him on the foot.
What a wuss of a shark. He must have not been the real Jaws.
Whitney and Ray J
Paparazzi camera caught Whitney Houston and Ray J out and about together in public when the couple attended a nightclub in Hollywood.
Could the great diva Whitney really stoop so low and date Ray J a wanna-be hip hop star? When I first heard the rumors that they were dating, I didn’t believe it either.
However, there is video footage of them locking lips together below.
http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/07/63808/index.html
Kelsey Grammar. He’s baaaack (in the hospital)
Reuters is reporting that Kelsey Grammer is back in the hospital. This time it’s for an irregular heartbeat.
The problem could be caused by the medication that he was receiving when he suffered a heart attack in June while he was in Hawaii.
I wish him the best of luck and a speedy recovering.
Tim Henley
Dr. Dre is back
Everyone in the hip hop community has been wondering when Dr. Dre is going to return to the microphone.
In an interview with USA Today, the hip hop producer and rappers said his new CD could possible be released later this year. For the CD, Dre has recorded tracks with Lil Wayne, Nas, 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg.
Can’t wait to hear this one.
A scandal-free Leona Lewis
I actually have no dirt or scandals to report on Leona Lewis.
I conducted a full scale investigation on this “Bleeding Love” singer, and I found out that she is as clean as a whistle.
However, I do like the way she looks though, so I thought it was worth posting a few scandal-free pictures above.
Tim Henley
Canceled sitcom lead to Kelsey’s heart attack
Kelsey Grammar is blaming the cancellation of his sitcom for giving him a mild heart attack.
The actor told reporters said he was going through a stressful time when his sitcom “Back to You” was canceled which contributed to his heart attack two months ago.
I don’t think heart attacks are something to joke about. I find it odd that a wealthy celebrity is blaming a heart attack on his canceled sitcom.
Now if he lost his job and he was poor as a result, I would have sympathy for him. However, he is still a millionaire and he can still afford to pay for bills. So he gets no sympathy from me.
Highest paid actors
Forbes released its list of the highest paid actors in Hollywood and the rankings are as follows:
1. Will Smith. I think he is deserving of the number one spot. His movies bring in mega bucks, and he remains popular down to earth.
2. Johnny Depp. Although I have always thought of Johnny Depp as a strange and weird person, his movies do well at the box office, and he is an extremely talented actor.
3. Eddie Murphy. He is not deserving of the number three spot. Yes, he won praise from his role in “Dreamgirls” but I still don’t think that’s good enough to be on this list. His latest few movies have really made me no longer a fan of his. I wish we could get the old Eddie Murphy. I wish he would give us the Eddie that we saw in “Coming to America,” “The Nutty Professor,” “48 Hours” and “Beverly Hills Cop.”
4. Mike Myers. People only remember Mike Myers from his Austin Powers days. Of course he did voice overs for the “Shrek” movies, but I don’t think that’s good enough for him to be on this list.
5. Leonardo DiCaprio. Has he even had a hit movie since “Titanic?”
6. Bruce Willis. He deserves to be here, but only because I feel sorry for him ever since he lost his wife Demi Moore to that corny guy Ashton Kutcher.
7. Ben Stiller. I haven’t seen any of his movies in a long time, but I know he’s still a funny guy.
8. Nicolas Cage. My favorite Nic Cage movie of all time is “Raising Arizona.” To me, all of his recent movies have failed in comparison, especially “Ghost Rider.”
9. Will Ferrell. I personally think he should be ranked a few spots higher. Ferrell’s movies are usually funny, and I do miss him on Saturday Night Live.
10. Adam Sandler. I also think he should have been ranked a few spots higher as well. His movies tend to do well at the box office, and the audience never gets burned out from him.
Tim Henley
Heather Locklear leaves rehab
After doing four weeks of rehab, actress Heather Locklear returns home. Heather was seeking treatment for depression and anxiety.
Poor Heather. I feel so sorry for her. She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s famous, she lives in a gigantic house and she has enough money that she doesn’t have to work another day her life.
It must be Sooooo hard living the life that she has. No wonder she was so depressed.
Tim Henley
Omarosa vs. Wendy Williams
In case you missed it Omarosa appeared as a guest on “The Wendy Williams show” and the reality star got into a verbal altercation with Wendy.
It all started when Wendy accused Omarosa of being “the stereotypical black woman.”
Omarosa wasn’t having that, and she had some words of her own.
Overall, I think Omarosa won the fight. Wendy Williams disappointed me. She didn’t stand up for her herself like she usually does.
Take a look at the clip below and judge for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wndi5YKMVRM
Miley speaks
Miley Cyrus was on “Good Morning America” this week to talk about her new CD, and she also answered some questions about that infamous provacative photo shoot that she did with Vanity Fair magazine.
She said “People need to remember that I am young and that I do have feelings.”
I can respect that about her. She’s only 15 and maybe the public came down a little hard on her after that photo shoot.
I have a very strict policy where I will never make fun of kids who are under the age of 18. Which is why I never commented on that topless photo shoot or those risque pictures that a hacker found on her cell phone.
However, the second she turns 18 years old, trust and believe that I will be the first one to sick the gossip hounds on her. I’m patiently waiting.
Tim Henley
Did Batman assault his mom and sister??????
The Associated Press is reporting that Christian Bale was arrested in London accused of assaulting his sister and his mother. According to the AP, he released on bail four hours later.
His sister and mother claimed that he assaulted them at a London hotel on Sunday night, one day before “The Dark Knight” premiered in Europe.
A rep for actor released a statement saying Christian Bale attended a London Police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the Police.”
I wonder why Christian is so angry? His movie just broke box office records by raking in $155 million during its opening weekend.
Maybe that’s not enough for him. Maybe he wanted to reach $160 million instead?
Or maybe he’s a little jealous of the late Heath Ledger because everyone is praising Heath’s performance in the film and no one really cares about Christian’s performance so maybe he’s taking his disappointment out on his mother and sister.
Who knows. I can’t wait to see how this situation unfolds.
Tim Henley
Rest in Peace–Estelle Getty
After several years of suffering from dementia, legendary actress Estelle Getty has passed away early this morning.
Getty was best known for portraying the fiesty Sophea on “The Golden Girls” from 1985 to 1992. She will be missed.
Tim Henley
Bye Bye Blake
Blake Fielder-Civil, the husband of singer Amy Winehouse, will serve 27 months in jail for obstruction of justice and assault.
Fielder-Civil is accused of assaulting a man in during a fight in a bar then offering to pay him $400,000 if the man kept his mouth shut.
I’m happy that he will remain behind bars for a couple of years. Maybe now, Amy can get her life together and end her erratic behavior and seek addiction treatment without being under the influence of Blake.
Then maybe we won’t have to watch her fist punch her fans during a concert like she did in this clip below.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzlrCwMIwWs
DMX arrested at a mall
If you’ve ever been so broke that you can’t pay your bills, then you can probably relate to DMX.
The rapper, whose real name is Earl Simmons, was arrested July 19 at a Phoenix mall accused of giving a false name and social security in an attempt to try to get out of paying his hospital bills.
A county sheriff claims that when the superstar went to a Mayo clinic in Arizona, he used the name Troy Jones and failed to pay his bill after he left which was $7,500.
I’m not one to judge because on several occasions I’ve been in situations where I can’t afford to pay my bills.
Of course I’ve never made up a fake name and social security. However, if you can’t afford to pay a medical bill, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
As long as it wasn’t someone else’s social security number, I can’t judge him too harshly.
Tim Henley
Where are they now??? Rudy Huxtable
For eight years, Keyshia Knight Pulliam portrayed the cute and cuddly Rudy Huxtable on the NBC sitcom “The Cosby Show” from 1984 to 1992.
The show’s run, she was nominated for an Emmy and she won an NAACP Image Award and a People’s Choice Award.
Since her Cosby days ended, Keshia has appeared in music videos, television shows and movies including the 2005 films “The Gospel” and “Beauty Shop” starring Queen Latifah. Now at age 29, she has blossomed into a beautiful young woman.
She is currently filming the upcoming Tyler Perry flick “Madea Goes to Jail,” which is expected to be released in 2009.
Tim Henley
Get well soon
People Magazine is reporting that Darryl McDaniels of the rap trio Run DMC was hospitalized Friday after suffering from swelling in his left arm.
Doctors discovered two major blood clots and he will undergo surgery soon.
I wish him nothing but the best in his recovery process…. See, I can be nice to celebrities from time to time.
Tim Henley
In and out of jail
Kim Kardashian’s sister Khloe was released from jail today after only serving 3 hours in jail on a 30-day sentence.
Khloe turned herself into authorities for violating her DUI probation when she failed to enroll into a court-ordered alcohol education class.
She was released from jail early due to overcrowding.Unless you watch the E! television reality show “Keeping up with the Kardashian,” you probably have never heard of of Khloe.
Maybe this incident incident alone will help enhance her notoriety. After all, her sister Kim was an unknown before her infamous sex tape was made public.
Tim Henley
From rags to riches
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reached a custody settlement, and it look likes Brit Brit will pay K-Fed $20,000 a month in child support.
Wow!! K-Fed has got it made. Several critics have been harsh toward K-Fed and accused him of being a low life, a moocher and a gold digger because he doesn’t have a real job.
However, I have alot of admiration for him. He’s living the life. He will earn $20,000 a month, or $240,000 a year, only because he impregnated Britney with two kids. He doesn’t have to work. All he has to do relax in an upscale home.
Tim Henley





























