Twitter is a Superpower
Or a drug…I’m not sure which.
I was wanting to do another Top 5 list when I noticed this trending topic #crapsuperpowers. Ha! So awesome! My contribution was very literal – constantly shooting a laser beam out of your eyes. I’m, of course, referring to the X-men’s Cyclops who has to wear special glasses that constantly get knocked off and then his laser eyeballs go haywire. They can build an invisible jet but can’t make a strap?
Anyway, here’s a few of my favorite answers from other twitter folk:
@Poddingtonpease the uncanny ability to see through Glass
@esteethomas the ability to fly an inch form the ground
@Ibbored Laser pointer vision. Red ones. Give business presentations with no hands required?
@0mmbajBriano4 the power to talk to fish
and finally –
@obaadepoju The ability to memorize every twitter update you see everyday
Happy Tweeting!
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