Vegas: Things overheard
Yesterday, David Jones and I were witness to two uncomfortable exchanges between couples. First, we boarded an elevator, where the woman pointedly told her man “don’t touch me, get away from me.” Now if it’s just you and this couple, how awkward is that?
But not to be outdone, later that night we’re walking up to an elevator when some dude in a t-shirt tucked into his jean shorts (Fellas – this is NOT a good look. Ever.). He suddenly yells, “Is there a hole in this bottle?!” as he stared at his Bud Light. Then he threatened to hit his woman. Seriously, there are two other guys – RIGHT there – and he’s threatening to drop the beat down? And what the heck are we supposed to do – NOT turn around and look?
For the record, most bottles DO have a hole. It’s at the top.
We also witnessed three hooched out females last night, like around midnight, WITH their baby and baby stroller.
Saw a couple celebs: Criss Angel, the magician, looking thugged out… and Dick (or Evil Dick, I’m told) from CBS’ Big Brother, also thugged out. I need tats and heavy chains. Then I’d be cool. Anyway, both were at the extremely popular Body Language club at the Hard Rock Casino on Sunday night (Monday morning). Rumor had it Daughtry was also “in da club” but we never saw them.
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