A special April Fools’ Day Catchy Quote
Instead of playing a prank on you, my dear readers, I offer you a special mid-week Catchy Quote from the popular Web series “Red vs. Blue” for your April Fools’ Day enjoyment. You can try this classic prank on someone you know, as long as that person is very young or very, very, um, naive.
Simmons: OK, Private Donut, here’s the deal.
Grif: I just refuse to call him Private Donut!
Simmons: We’ve got a very important mission for you. You think you can handle it?
Donut: Absolutely!
Simmons: We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease.
Grif: Yeah and, uh, pick up some, headlight fluid for the Puma too.
Donut: The what?!
Simmons: He means the Warthog.
Grif: You do know where the store is, right, rookie?
Donut: What? A- yeah! Yeah, of course I do. Sure. No problem.
Simmons: Well, get going then.
(Donut runs left.)
Grif: Other way.
Donut: I knew that. Just, got turned around that’s all.
(Donut runs towards the cliffs.)
Simmons: How long do you think until he figures out there’s no store?
Grif: I’d say, at least a week.
Donut: Elbow grease? How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I’m gonna talk to the sergeant.
-BAM
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Comments
Um, sure! That’s right, it’s the whole am-I-seeing-double? trick. Also, the ol’ false promises trick since I said I wasn’t going to pull a prank and then I did. (I was going to say that it was some sort of random system error and then replace the duplicate post, but I like your answer better. I seem much more clever that way.)
-BAM
I thought about posting my comment twice to seem clever too, but I decided that would in fact be obnoxious. I hate it when I mix those two things up.
Is it an April Fools thing that this was posted twice? Also, you must really like RvB since this is your second catchy quote from it.