Entries being accepted for upcoming Shootout
Attack of the Stove
A woman in Washington says her stove shot her… no, really! The woman lit her stove and turned around when she heard a loud band and a sharp pain in her left calf. She claims that it’s not the stove’s fault. She says she spilled some shotgun shells about a month ago. Apparently she didn’t do a good job of picking up after herself. 
The Inanimate Object
A Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower when it didn’t start. He told police he could shoot it if he wants. Apparently he can also sit in jail for it too. 
