Need a day off work? Here’s an idea that never occurred to me. Create a company that excuses you from work or school. Well before you run out and set up shop, I’m sorry to say someone beat you to the punch. The Excused Absence Network has reasons for not clocking in from fake jury summons to doctor’s notes. All you have to do is shell out $125! Seriously?! According to the owner, he’s just helping you do what you’d do anyway. Sounds like a movie I saw once called Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Just watch out for your boss or principal, they might be hot on your trail!
A note to my boss… I would never use this, I promise. $125, come on now!